The Reality of Snow in NC
Me: You driving in today?
Neighbor: I'm a native. I'll wait it out.
Me: Wait what out?
Neighbor: Wait for the ice to melt.
Me: When will that be?
Neighbor: Eh. Who knows. I have plenty of beer. You going in?
Me: Yeah. I'm a seasoned driver in the snow and ice.
Neighbor: Yeah, but no one else is.
